Curse

Molock · May 13, 2008, 03:46 PM // 15:46

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Originally Posted by Jiub

oh and this other time i was playing some mission and one of the guys in my party says "shit gotta go some people just broke into my house!" that was weird.

This reminds me of something that happened during a FoW clear. Some guy left for 30-45 minutes and when he returned we asked him where he had gone. "sorry guys, the FBI was at my door and were asking me questions"
yeah, that was a wtf moment.

Himm_Taeguk · May 13, 2008, 03:53 PM // 15:53

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Originally Posted by Molock

This happened just the other day...

*Random warrior walks up to me*
him (local chat): I love you Alexis (character name)
me: Who are you?
him: want to be my girlfriend?
me: Sure
him: are you actually a girl?
me: nope
*he leaves.. silence in local chat*

I think bloke in my guild has at least one female Char.

mystical nessAL · May 13, 2008, 05:28 PM // 17:28

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Originally Posted by ValaOfTheFens

After I reveal that I'm a girl in real life I get 10 IMs like "Can I see ur MySpace?" or "Will u be my gf?

" Even after I say I'm 24 and don't "date" 14 year olds some don't let up.

WILL YOU BE MY GF

????

Vilaptca · May 13, 2008, 05:39 PM // 17:39

It's not often that I buy things from the Ventari Sell section on Guru, so the day I received a whisper from someone telling me to pick up my item, I was very confused.

Don't have the screenshot anymore, but it went something like this;

him: hey come get your item i'm at gtob id1
me: uhh.....who are you?
him: you bought this from me on guru
me: no i didn't
him: yeah i'm looking at it now
me: uh...i haven't bought anything of guru in months
him: you sure?
me: yeah
him: you're vilaptca from guru
me: yeah but i didn't buy anything from you
him: hmm...
*a couple minutes later*
him: sorry about that earlier, i was looking at someone else's thread and not mine

me: its ok...it happens...

I did a search and I seriously had not bid on anything for like 3 months. Someone bumped a 3 month old thread and this guy found it and got all confused like...at least he took it fairly well...

britnie31 · May 13, 2008, 06:30 PM // 18:30

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Originally Posted by Adja1005

Player X: "What armour is that"
Me: "Norn, EOTN armour set"
Player X: "Whats EOTN?"
Me: "GW expansion, go wiki it"
Player X: "How do i find the wiki"
Me: "on the internet, heard of google?"
Player X: "How do i access the internet in GW?"
Me: *facepalm*

Priceless these are the ones that happen to me too .. I want to tell the person to uninstall

crazybanshee · May 13, 2008, 10:14 PM // 22:14

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Originally Posted by Molock

This reminds me of something that happened during a FoW clear. Some guy left for 30-45 minutes and when he returned we asked him where he had gone. "sorry guys, the FBI was at my door and were asking me questions"
yeah, that was a wtf moment.

LOL! I think I might have been in the same group as the guy who's house was supposedly being broken into while he was playing GW, and he kept a running 'update' of what was supposedly happening, with the cops showing up and all. Probably all BS but funny anyway.

ceberation · May 13, 2008, 10:57 PM // 22:57

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Originally Posted by Adja1005

Where to start lol i've had so many moments where i just sit at my keyboard and think "WTF!" to myself...heres the best one i remember.

Player X: "What armour is that"
Me: "Norn, EOTN armour set"
Player X: "Whats EOTN?"
Me: "GW expansion, go wiki it"
Player X: "How do i find the wiki"
Me: "on the internet, heard of google?"
Player X: "How do i access the internet in GW?"
Me: *facepalm*

was that in local? if so i saw that. if not i saw someone else do the same thing

MrSlayer · May 13, 2008, 11:01 PM // 23:01

I think several others will remember this genius.

"Sh*t guys there's someone in my house. Quick. Come to my guild hall!"

Needless to say there are a rather large syncronised laugh over ventrilo at that point.

legion_rat · May 13, 2008, 11:15 PM // 23:15

6'4" 220 lbs male)))

I play all female toons, because if I am going to stare at an ass running for an hour or moreI want it to look good.

But, I get lots of "You wanna cyber" crap like others here. My favorite thing isnt weird its just stupid questions.

"How do you make wood?"
Salvage it
"How do you do that?"
With salvage kits
"What do I do with the stuff after I salvage it?"
make weapons, armor, assisted suicide kits....
"What do I need a suicide kit for?"
Me

~the rat~

crazybanshee · May 14, 2008, 12:41 AM // 00:41

I just saw in party search in kamadan someone had WTB tarde contacts

Now I assume they meant trade contracts, but I LOL'd anyway.

rohan boru · May 14, 2008, 02:29 AM // 02:29

I was on my Female mesmer in Augury Rock and a short mesmer fellow came up to me and started /point ing my char's breasts XD He PM'd me saying I was the hottest mesmer he had every seen and to cyber with him... and me ith my humor did :P

Taurucis · May 14, 2008, 01:31 PM // 13:31

... :|

Tatile · May 14, 2008, 05:28 PM // 17:28

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Originally Posted by Taurucis

... :|

Who doesn't like yaoi?

I kid, I kid.

So, you've got a reputation for that kind of thing or something? Because techincally, I should have.

<.<
>.>
*ninja away*

Taurucis · May 14, 2008, 08:07 PM // 20:07

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Originally Posted by Tatile

Who doesn't like yaoi?

I kid, I kid.

So, you've got a reputation for that kind of thing or something? Because techincally, I should have.

<.<
>.>
*ninja away*

I know it's incredibly odd, but Gundam yaoi (between robots, not people XP) is the only yaoi that I like.

I did give the guy a link to a picture, by the way.

...Dun hurt me >.>

Tender Care · May 15, 2008, 03:48 PM // 15:48

A dude about 20 mins ago in Kamadan eng dis was spamming: WTB gold weapons....

So i whisped: what kind of weapons u need??
HE: Ele/war weapons only
Me: (add him in team, he was ele/war lvl 20) ok check these (open trade)

Offer: Perfect Runic blade req 9, platinum wand for ele, igneous blade for caster, PYROCLASTIC AXE req 9.

1 minute after

HE: ok i can give u 300g for the axe
ME: o_O Do u have any idea of the price of this axes??
HE: sorry i don't have much cash atm
ME: they are worth like 100k+30/40ectos req 9
HE: i can offer you 500g
ME: (close trade and kick from team)

Earth · May 15, 2008, 05:02 PM // 17:02

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Originally Posted by MrSlayer

I think several others will remember this genius.

"Sh*t guys there's someone in my house. Quick. Come to my guild hall!"

Needless to say there are a rather large syncronised laugh over ventrilo at that point.

Oh damn that was awesome.

Stranger The Ranger · May 15, 2008, 05:25 PM // 17:25

Some dude challenged me for a 1vs1 Assassin duel, I used the standard AoD/Shock Build, and guess what? He couldnt beat me >.>

MrSlayer · May 15, 2008, 09:31 PM // 21:31

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Originally Posted by Stranger The Ranger

Some dude challenged me for a 1vs1 Assassin duel, I used the standard AoD/Shock Build, and guess what? He couldnt beat me >.>

His "mates uncles brother" would be either his father, or his uncle, seeing as how your uncles brother is just another uncle o_O

But yeah...that's fail.

Himm_Taeguk · May 17, 2008, 07:22 PM // 19:22

Just a random char in Kamdan Last Night (each colour is a seprate person)

hakon · May 18, 2008, 02:16 AM // 02:16

my weirdest is i was powerleveling guys in drok with my 55 and 1 of the guys was running arround saying "i am the red king so u all can fking die" he was saying this to the thing i was killing and then when he leveld uo he didnt pay me.